Oh no. It appears that my previous post has not achieved its desired effect. Unfortunately, no one has claimed their long lost Schwinn Traveler. Quite the contrary.
When I pulled up to the bike rack this morning, I was greeted by this ghastly sight:
At first I thought, who in the world is commuting to the office on a kids' department store BMX bike? I typed "children and/or unusually small adults working in my office building" into my brain's search window but came up empty. No, I haven't seen anyone in my building small enough to commute on this little creature.
Then I noticed that this lil' Huffy, like the Schwinn sitting next to it, was not locked to the rack. That left two possibilities: (1) Mama Schwinn gave birth last night to the Huffy; or (2) my vast bike thief readership is grateful for my last post because it provided them with an idea of where to stash more stolen bikes. After some careful contemplation, I'm leaning towards option no. 2 as the more plausible explanation. At least the Huffy thief had the courtesy to not hog another good parking spot on my office building's cruddy bike rack.
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